Shoulda Put A NuvaRing On It

Beyonce’s popularity has certainly skyrocketed into the stratosphere over the past month. I can’t even walk one city block without hearing some product sponge talking about how awesome Beyonce is… I’ve always maintained she looked like a show horse with a wig on, but whatever.

So before she ends up doing a concert on the moon performing all 70 of her “women are better than men” songs for the entire Earth, I think it’s only fitting that I take this thoroughbred down a few notches, 5 to be precise:

Smelt It Delt It Beyonce

Heimlich Maneuver Beyonce

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Short Bus Beyonce

Backstage Beyonce

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Hernia Hair Whip Beyonce

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Go Go Gadget Goiter Beyonce

She’s so hot.

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