Gucci, what can you tell us about Einstein’s theory of relativity?
What? Theory who?
Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, can you explain what that is?
Oh, Einstein! I thought you said, Feinstein. I was like she been a California state senator since ’92, what she doing messin’ with space time continuums!?
Ha ha, Yea so basically Einstein discovered that massive objects cause a distortion in space-time. Imagine a big ol’ round booty sittin on a trampoline. The booty would press down the fabric, causing it to curve. Now if I come along n’ throw some money n’ diamonds at that ass, they’d spiral inward toward the booty, much the same way the gravity of the moon be pulling at Earth, ya know what I’m sayin?
Yes I am aware of what you are saying. Can you expound upon that premise?
Look, you wanna holler about a pound we can do that off the premises, I don’t move bricks for nobody unless we crew. You know what I’m sayin?
Uh… Yes I understand. Can you explain Einstein’s theory in greater detail?
Na, dawg we squashed that beef, that’s just how we do.
That is just how who do?
Ain’t nobody said nothin’ bout no voodoo nigga!
No, to whom were you referring when you said “that’s just how we do?”
Yo dawg, for reals you brought me here to talk theoretical physics, instead you be playin these mind games talkin bout voodoo n’ shit, I’m out!