Every car horn in this city represents one greasy pube who slipped through the drain at the DMV. Either that or it’s a San Francisco bus driver. Some of them sound like they’re practicing CPR on the damn steering column.
But I can’t blame them – if I had to drive for a living in this city I would’ve guzzled drain cleaner by now.
Stupidity is everywhere you look…
Some oblivious turdsack stopped at a green light, browsing Tinder instead of driving. [HONK!]
Another horse cunt, cutting across 4 lanes without signaling [HONK!]
And GOD help us all if the driver’s an Asian woman, Jesus H. Christ… you may as well be throwing grenades out the window, it’d be less of a risk to life and property. [HONK!]
Of course, if you get worked up enough to honk at these clowns, they give you the finger. That’s how stupidity works, it can’t stand the sight of itself.