Please Listen Carefully

What the hell is up with every business in America changing their phone menu options?

“Please listen carefully as some of our menu options have recently changed.”

What they’re really saying is, don’t call us up thinking you’re hot shit just because you called last week and remembered that option #4 was billing …because THIS week… option #4 is Sandy Lawton’s desk. And Sandy’s 14 year old son has been doing some shady shit recently, like skipping school and masturbating into every towel in the house and she is stressed out enough already without you just randomly dialing her desk because you didn’t listen carefully.



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