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Sound the Alarm

 

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From:  ****@gmail.com
To: audiologix@hotmail.com
Date:  Sat, Aug 3, 2013 at 6:11PM
Subject: question about car alarms

To whom it may concern,

I have a question about installing a car alarm in my 2000 Toyota 4runner but I wanted to know if you offer car alarms that can be customized?

Thanks,

Jack

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From:  audiologix@hotmail.com
To: ****@gmail.com
Date:  Mon, Aug 5, 2013 at 9:27AM
Subject: RE: question about car alarms

Hello Jack, Thank you for your interest in Audiologix.

We do offer car alarm installations (flexible-circuit alarms and single-stage sirens) on all makes and models and in terms of customizing  we would need to discuss what you are looking for.

If you’d like to set up an appointment  with us we will be able to give you a proper estimate on the installation, it takes about 15 minutes.

Thank you

Darren

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From:  ****@gmail.com
To: audiologix@hotmail.com
Date:  Mon, Aug 5, 2013 at 2:13PM
Subject: RE: RE: question about car alarms

Dear Darren,

To answer your question I would like to customize the sound emitted, so instead of the standard beep beep beep waah waah waah weee wooo weee wooo sound that everybody has, could I customize mine to be a big black guy saying: Get off the car! Or something. It doesn’t have to be a black guy but the natural rich timbre and depth in their voice may deter more thieves than some nasally white guy saying it, ya know?

Thanks,

Jack

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From:  audiologix@hotmail.com
To: ****@gmail.com
Date:  Mon, Aug 5, 2013 at 2:46PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: question about car alarms

Interesting. I am aware of after market systems that allow you to customize the sound emitted by the siren but we do not offer those at Audiologix.

We do offer installation packages if you choose to bring in a system you purchased elsewhere, but this does limit our guarantee with regards to the functionality of the alarm itself.

Darren

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From:  ****@gmail.com
To: audiologix@hotmail.com
Date:  Sat, Aug 10, 2013 at 10:53AM
Subject: Custom car alarm

Hello,

I had an email exchange with Darren at the beginning of the week and we talked about black people and installing a custom car alarm. I have purchased an alarm system from ebay and I would like to set up an appointment to get a price quote if possible. I have attached a picture of the alarm system, it would be great if you could give me a quote via email (it is for a 2000 Toyota 4runner)

Thank you so much,

Jack

attached file alarm.jpg (350mb)

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From:  audiologix@hotmail.com
To: ****@gmail.com
Date:  Mon, Aug 12, 2013 at 9:06AM
Subject: RE: Custom car alarm

Hello Jack,

The alarm pictured in your last email does not feature customizable sound like you were asking about. To install the system pictured would cost around $165.00 assuming you have all the parts.

Darren

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From:  ****@gmail.com
To: audiologix@hotmail.com
Date:  Mon, Aug 12, 2013 at 9:30AM
Subject: RE: RE: Custom car alarm

Wow that’s pricey Darren! I could buy two retired guard dogs from the shelter and chain them to the bumpers for $165!

I only wanted a customized alarm because so many cars have that annoying barrr barr woop woop sound that goes on and on all night long. People end up f*cking with your car because it is such a nuisance. My buddy installed a car alarm after a bum broke into his Honda and pooped in his backseat. But now every time large trucks drive by, it sets it off and the neighbors end up leaving mean notes on the windshield with lipstick. Attached below is a picture of an intimidating mannequin I found on ebay for $75, would you be able to install him for less?

Thank you,

Jack

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From:  audiologix@hotmail.com
To: ****@gmail.com
Date:  Mon, Aug 12, 2013 at 12:47PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Custom car alarm

Jack, is this a joke? Our rates are some of the lowest in the city with a quality guarantee if you purchase an anti theft system through Audiologix. Stop by and we’ll talk.

Thank you,

Darren

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From:  ****@gmail.com
To: audiologix@hotmail.com
Date:  Mon, Aug 12, 2013 at 10:31PM
Subject: (no subject)

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