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Out With A Bang


Girls, please. I see a growing number of you here in San Francisco cutting bangs into your hair. I’m not talking about the semi-attractive, youthful swoopie style bangs, but rather the angular, I did it myself with safety scissors, kindergarten snot-bubble bangs.

They are the female equivalent of a mustache. Sure, a few guys have them but none of them look like Tom Selleck. The same reasoning should apply to you. Unless you have a face like Charlize Theron please refrain from adding bangs to your repertoire.

And forget what your stylist said about “framing your face” she huffs hairspray and nail polish remover all day and lives in a trailer-home with no stove. It’s much easier for her to just cut straight across than it is to skillfully layer and style your hair.